23 Funny Scorpio Quotes - Pics

I'm a Scorpio. I will eat you.

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Scorpios be like: Bring it on!

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You had me at "I'm a Scorpio."

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If there was one zodiac sign whose mind is always in the gutter, it's Scorpio.

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When life hands me lemons, I make chocolate cake...

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Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running.

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Told that b*** I was Scorpio...

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You don't Scare me... I'm married to a Scorpio.

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Scorpios will never change...

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A Scorpio always enjoys a long romantic stroll....

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Oh, so you're a Scorpio...

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It all evens out in bed...

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I warned you I'm Scorpio!

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You tell me I can't do it?

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I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.

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The look you get when you mess with a Scorpio.

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Shit Scorpio Says: 

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Libras, I'mma let you finish...

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Are you paranoid?

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What if I told you?

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At last the cure for cancer!

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If I've never made a perverted or sarcastic comment to you...

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I'm a lover not a fighter...